a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
Legit. Best. Song. Ever.
new york city
"So let me take your clothes off.. BAM!"
janitor art masterpost as requested by anon!
edit: updated with the two latest drawings!!
Has Samuel Whittemore appeared here yet? Samuel Whittemore is the oldest known combatant of the American Revolution. A former British Captain of Dragoons who fought in the French and Indian War in his 60s, Whittemore grabbed his musket as the British were marching from Lexington and Concord. From behind a stone wall, he ambushed the British, killing one. He then grabbed his dueling pistols and killed two more British soldiers. Finally, he brandished his sword and attacked a British detachment. He was shot in the face and bayoneted 13 times—and survived. He lived to the age of 98.